Feel like butchering Bram Stoker's classic? How about making Sherlock Holmes look like a complete idiot? Well you're in luck: we made an application where you can do both--with friends. How awesome is that? Totally awesome. All you need is a.) an iPhone or iPod Touch, b.) a finger, and c.) a friend. And the friend is optional! You can do these alone. Let's be honest: for some of you (Nathaniel) it's probably for the best.

All you have to do is give us money. It's not even a lot of money. Besides, you don't need it--you're browsing the internet for goodness sake. If that's not an invitation to rob you blind deliver excellent value, then I don't know what is.

So come on. What better way to spend some free time than insert random parts of speech into random pieces of literature? You know you want to.

iLib. It's _________ awesome!