Feel like butchering Bram Stoker’s classic? How about making Sherlock Holmes look like a complete idiot? Well you’re in luck: we made an application where you can do both–with friends. How awesome is that? Totally awesome. All you need is a.) an iPhone or iPod Touch, b.) a finger, and c.) a friend. And the friend is optional! You can do these alone. Let’s be honest: for some of you (Nathaniel) it’s probably for the best.

All you have to do is give us money. It’s not even a lot of money. Besides, you don’t need it–you’re browsing the internet for goodness sake. If that’s not an invitation to rob you bl–deliver excellent value, then I don’t know what is.

So come on. What better way to spend some free time than insert random parts of speech into random pieces of literature?

iLib. It’s _________ awesome!